Teacher: Ryan, do you want to come practice wrapping gifts with us?
Ryan: No, thank you.
Teacher: Why not?
Ryan: I already have a lot of gifts underneath the Christmas tree
At the Yew Chung playground: Ryan and friends are driving their trikes, when one kid stops his trike for no reason in front of Ryan.
Ryan: Hey, what's the big idea? Beep. beep.
Ryan: You gotta be s--tting me!
Carl: Ryan, you get three gifts for Christmas. What do you want?
Ryan: A Lightning McQueen car, a bike and a Santa.
Carl: Why do you want a Santa?
Ryan: So he can bring me lots of gifts
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Sonogram from 8/23/2007 (10 weeks)
"I'm about 3 centimeters here"
Sonogram from 9/7/2007 (12.5 weeks)
"I have a big belly, just like mom and dad!"
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